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God Freaks OutHmm...it's been a long time since any question of attainment of higher levels of spirituality has arisen that carries any degree of credibility or demands serious consideration. It's very satisfying to be in a position to pass judgement on matters of such universal importance.But nothing is free and the responsibility that is bestowed upon me is of equal magnitude. Not that I'm over-confident or improperly egotistical, but I'm sure that it's in the best hands. Quite frankly it would be a completely overwhelming burden for any other sentient being. After all,
No, wait, that's three things. Ahem...
There, that's better. Now where was I?
Oops, I think I said that one already. Ok, chill out. Let's keep moving...
Uh...uh...uh...what else...
What else could I be? Can I make a rock so big that I can't move it? What the hell is all this about anyway? Oh, shit, what was that? Did you see that? I'm sure I saw something over there? What was that? It feels like this room is getting smaller. That's impossible isn't it? No, wait, it's not impossible, is it? Anything is possible for me, right? Let me outta here...I gotta go get some fresh air. Damned paradoxes. Stinking no good cosmic questions all the time. Shit. Nuts. Crap. Later. I'll be back when I get back. Don't wait up for me. Well that's the way it is and if you don't like it, tough shit...
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