Ethnic Purity - Cleansing the World of
Unnecessary Humans
There's much to be said about ethnic cleansing. In all fairness an
objective, rational approach should be taken on such a subject.
It's hard to be neutral on a subject so awe inspiring, heart warming and
relevant as this, but I've managed to do it quite easily. I'll show you
what I mean by conducting an interview with myself and taking both sides
of the argument.
Question: What's the biggest problem facing society today?
Answer (pro): Are you talking about the human one?
Question: The human what?
Answer (pro): Human society. Are you talking about human society? You
know there are lots of societies like ants, bees, wart hogs, Rosecrucians
and lots of others inside this solar system alone.
Question: Of course I'm talking about human society. Just answer the
question, OK?
Answer (pro): Well, if you're going to be pushy about it, obviously the
answer is that there are too many people.
Question: Thanks. Now let's get an opinion from the other side. What do
you think the biggest problem is facing society today?
Answer (con): If you mean human society, and it's pretty likely you do
from what you said to Pro, then obviously it's too damned many people.
Question: I fail to see the difference between your answer and Pro's
answer. Would one of you like to elaborate on this a little more?
Answer (pro, con): Well It's, what clearly Con just says a is matter
true of but degree, I'm and definitely since smarter we so basically
you agree, can the believe discussion me. is over.
Question: Hey, one at a time, please. I can't make out what either of
you is saying. You first, Pro.
Answer (pro): I was trying to say it's just a matter of degree but I
couldn't get a word in edgewise. I'd like to clarify my answer by saying
the problem is that there are way the hell too many people.
Question: That doesn't sound any different than before. Can't you do any
better than that?
Answer (pro): Sure I can. There's way the hell too damned many people.
Question: This is getting nowhere. Why don't you try, Con?
Answer (con): OK. I'd like to clear this up by saying there are way the
hell too goddamned many people and we're not only choking each other to
death but everything else on the planet, too.
Answer (pro): If I can butt in for a minute, Con's right but way too
conservative. Humans are the only species which is completely out of
danger of extinction except by it's own inability to keep it's genitals
under control. Everything else is already wasted or definitely going to
be if this keeps up any longer, and then humans go down the drain too
because the ecosystem is wrecked.
Answer (con): You certainly do know how to butt in. Probably has
something to do with where your brains are. What do you know about
ecosystems anyway? Who says humans need an ecosystem other than a big
food farm?
Question: Hey, hey, hey. Let's not let this get out of control. I'll
ask the questions here.
Answer (pro): Oh, shut up. Look, Con, don't try to "con" me with your
stupid comments. Try saying something smart for a change.
Answer (con): I'll say something smart. You're a real azzole.
Answer (pro): Real smart, concrete brains.
Question: Listen, I told you already that I'm in charge here.
If you two don't get it together, I'm going to stop this thing right
now.
Answer (con): Butt out, question face!
Question: You can't talk to me like that. This is supposed to be a
civilized discussion. Lighten up or I'm outta here.
Answer (pro): Well maybe we can talk to you like this...
Sound effects: sock
Question: Ow! Why you...
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bif uh! bif bif bif club aaaa! ..... thud
Question: uhhhh...
Answer (con): Now where were we?
(To be continued...)
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